idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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