On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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