Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
