no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Small penises have feelings too.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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