but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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