was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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