gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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