Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
They are going to name an STD after you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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