i don't like sucking hair
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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