brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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