People with herpes should wear stickers.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
