summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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