A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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