The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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