walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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