Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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