All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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