She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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