you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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