I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
