saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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