3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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