He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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