Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We need to rekindle our bromance
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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