are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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