I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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