everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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