hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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