would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
They should really pass out barf bags in church
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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