There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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