Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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