how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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