Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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