sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize