just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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