you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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