Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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