I can text with my tongue
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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