Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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