and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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