she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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