i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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