Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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