dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
