we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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