As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
