Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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