Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Randomize
