i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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