Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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