their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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