Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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