YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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